WHAT TRIGGERED YOU MATE?

Right, so ya are lookin' a bit gash, mate. What's got your knickers in a bunch? Spill the tea. We can't have you stuffing it all up, yeah? Maybe we need to go for a burger and you can tell us all about it. No hating here, just mates lookin' out for each other. What's got ya riled up? Alright, mate. Spill the tea. You look like you could explode